The Onion Headlines

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Can you name the missing word in the onion headline??

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Headline with blankMissing WordDate of Publication
Chick-Fil-A Debuts New ____ SandwichJul 24, 2012
New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate ____ From Going ExtinctFeb 13, 2012
Alabama School System's Lone ____ Falling ApartMay 21, 2012
U.S. Condemned For ___ Use of Hilary Clinton Against PakistanSeptember 9, 2009
Amazing New ____ Chamber Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind EverApril 27, 2005
Ugly Girl ________January 29, 1997
_____ Politely Remind Nation to Check What's Happened in Past Before Making any Big DecisionsSeptember 28, 2011
Kind, Bearded Christian Has ____, Story to TellMarch 5th, 1997
Report: No Gay People Actually Refer to selves as _____ CoupleJune 26, 2013
Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided by 4 or 5 Swing ____July 25, 2012
_____ Elect GunNovember 4, 1997
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through ____'March 9, 2005
Trip To Native American Museum Turns into _____-Buying SpreeAugust 7, 2002
U.S. to Fight Terror With _____May 19, 2004
CIA: Syria Harboring More than 15 Million Known ____April 30, 2003
Headline with blankMissing WordDate of Publication
Bush Address 8.2 Million _____: 'Get A Job.'March 31, 2004
Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged ___ That Comes Out of His MouthMarch 5, 2012
Biden ____ Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks ByNovember 11, 2011
Romney Promises 'The Opposite' of Obama on ____June 8, 2012
Michele Obama Turns on Lights in Middle of Night to Discover Room full of Silent ____ Children Staring at HerJanuary 23, 2012
Horribly Awkward Sexual Encounter 'Worth the ____' For Christian NewlywedsMarch 17, 1999
U.S. Vows to Defeat ____ It is We're At War WithSeptermber 26, 2001
Columbine Jocks Safely Resume _____September 8, 1999
American ____ Association Recommends Making Your Gums Hurt Really Bad Once a DayJuly 1, 2013
Study: Alligators ____ No Matter How Drunk You AreMay 10, 2006
Dog Chastised For Acting Like ____March 6, 2002
Are Your Cats Old Enough to Learn About ____?February 28, 2006
Pet Owner Not Bothering to ____ Loser CatJuly 13, 2009
Kitten Thinks of Nothing but ____ All DayAugust 16, 2008
Could the Use of Flying Death Robots Be ____ America's Reputation Worldwide?March 12, 2012

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