Always sunny character quotes

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Can you name the Always sunny in Philadelphia character quotes?

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Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.
That's right a maid, a maid I can bang
Oh my God! I will...I will smash your face into- into a jelly!
Why can't you die and leave us your money?
Dude, Your Grandpa's a Nazi!
Alright, let's go get some men!
You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here? You got black women crawling all over you, and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball. Why do these people like you guys
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Well I'm getting the high ride, but the jeans aren't restricting me.
Oooh ****... Look at the door, dude. You see that door right there? The one marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there?
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.
No, no, no! Don't beat my test...come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad, uh. Look man, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here and I'm in a lot of pain. I just don't know whats goin
What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.

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