| Line | Character | From Episode... |
| “Buffy! Don’t want to be late for your first day” | |
| “I am weak.” | |
| “Are you sure this is a good idea?” | |
| “Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Not sure how to stop...” | |
| “Oh, really?” “Which part?” | |
| “Can I help you?” | |
| “Hi, I’m _______. If you’re looking for a text book of your very own there’s probably a few in the library” | |
| “Is there a problem, mam?” | |
| “I’m up, mom.” | |
| “Are we going to the Bronze tonight?” | |
| “Scan it. Rupert, that’s ‘scan it.’” | |
| “So, we think school events are stupid, and we think authority figures ought to be made fun of.” | |
| “Home, sweet home.” | |
| “Look at all the people. Are these nice people?” | |
| “Of What?” “She’s a wonderland tour.” | |
| “Your hands feel kinda... rough” | |
| “Please, let me.” “Magnificent, I know.” | |
| “I think it is funny now. That girl, the one I saw you with before-” | |
| “Here’s the thing, there are moments in your life that make you, that set the course of what you’re going to be.' | |
| “It’s OK. I got it. You’re... Buffy right?” | |
| | Line | Character | From Episode... |
| “I’m not bothered.” | |
| “Nice bag. Prada?” | |
| “I’m impressed.” “Hmmm, you think you can fight me? I’m not a demon, little girl I’m something you can’t even conceive.”* | |
| “Of course, training procedures have been updated quite a bit since your day.” | |
| “OK. This is Psych 105, introduction to psychology. I’m ________.” | |
| “I’m okay. It’s okay. Well, that was bracing.” | |
| “Women. Young, nubile, exciting. Each one a mystery, waiting to be unlocked.” | |
| 'Maybe she's Canadian.' | |
| “I think that...” “Maybe we could...” | |
| “Mommy.” | |
| 'Mom!' | |
| “And your mom is doing just fine.” | |
| “There you are. I have been looking all over for you.” | |
| “We’ve gotta go. She’s gonna see me.” | |
| “No.” “I want to hurt you but I can’t resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.” | |
| “We could do that.” | |
| “It is my great pleasure and privilege to announce the official opening, on the very ground that it first stood upon, of the brand new, state of the art Sunnydale High.” | |
| “Hello? Mr. Miller sent me here.” | |
| “This is a slayer?” | |
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