100 years ago a man was born without the whole left side of his body

Patient: Doctor, doctor, my backside is broken! Doctor: How do you know?

I had a load of science jokes lined up

Hands on the ground on all fours, forehead between my hands, push myself forward with my legs, onto my back and then up onto my feet.

What's the fastest way to kill a circus troupe?

What did the man say when a book fell on his head

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his backside?

Someone asked me what I knew about dwarfs

Sarah said there are three types of person in the world, those that can count

Man goes into a bar. Barmaid says:

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

When I was much younger I used to think I was a man trapped in a woman's body.

I don't suffer from insanity;

Always remember that you are unique;

I started out with nothing and I

Sometimes I wake up grumpy;

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the

If at first you don't succeed

If Barbie is so popular

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than

The last thing I want to do is hurt you

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a

I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'

The more police mugshots I see, the more I think police stations should have a

No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...you freak

People who sleep in socks

I installed a skylight in my apartment

I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell... except that when I leave my house,