Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith

A dog limps into a saloon, holding one leg off the ground gingerly and says

What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?

Two cannibals are talking. One says 'I don't like my mother-in-law.'

What's the difference between a ferrari and a headless corpse?

What did the gang member say when several houses fell on top of him?

A girl went into a doctors office with a strawberry up her nose

Where do you find a one legged dog?

The early bird might get the worm

A computer once beat me at chess

The shinbone is a device for

Never get into fights with ugly people

Always borrow money from a pessimist

My opinions may have changed

I intend to live forever

Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

I used to be indecisive

Nostalgia....

What is the best thing about being 104 years old?

Man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world' The woman says

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow,

What has a bottom at its top?

How did the blonde die while drinking milk?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Did your father help you with your homework?

Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea

I used to be a werewolf...

A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet?