| Quote | Character |
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| I didn't get into the Slug Club. It's okay, though. He's got Belby handing out towels in the loo. | |
| He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood? | |
| I've never been to this part of the castle. Well, not awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed. | |
| Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting. | |
| Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes. | |
| Ok! Ok! I was gate crashing. Happy? | |
| Mr. Davis! Mr. Davis, that is the girls' lavatory. | |
| You... just... know. Once again, you astound me with your gifts, Potter. How grand it must be to be the Chosen One. | |
| Oh, the Three Broomsticks and I go way back! Farther back than I care to admit! Ho ho ho... Why I can remember when it was just ONE Broomstick! | |
| Actually sir, after all these years I just sort of go with it | |
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