Todd!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking

Moisture is the essence of wetness

What say we settle this on the runway...Han-Solo?

But why male models?

I felt like, 'This guy's really hurting me'

When are you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?

They'll be looking for us at Maury's, right?

When I was in 7th grade, I was the fat kid in my class.

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?

It's that damn Hansel!

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese?

Listen to your friend Billy Zane.

I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.

Derek, are you worried about Hansel?

I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Now, if you'll excuse me

You want an opinion?

I don't wanna hear your excuses!

That was last Friday.

The results are in, amigo. What's left to ponder?

I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

I became...bulimic.

And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it.

Derek that was unbelievable!

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite...

You have no evidence.

Now, what's a while?

What do we do when we fall off the horse? ...we get back on!

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features

The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!

How bout I answer your question with another question?

Hang in there, J.P.!

Who am I?

They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this?