I'm sorry I'm sweating on you.

What do you think? He's funny, right?

I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in because you're old as f*ck...

I'm gonna do it.

I was drunk!

Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?

Jonah broke his elbow once. We just...got high and...

Why don't you go f*ck your f*cking bong?

I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.

No, I don't want you to lose weight!

Oh, this one is amazing.

...and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much.

Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck...

If any of us get laid tonight...

Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.

Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?

Oh yeah, it's a girl...

I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.

For example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

Hey, you know I always...go right.

What, did someone take a dump on your eye?

Do you use product or anything?

I'm sorry I told you to f*ck your bong.

Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and f*ck each other.