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| I'm love Janet's 80s haircut. The fact she's dancing in an abandoned garage is even cooler. | |
| That's weird...the movie's rated A&M. Who knew that the people on screen have the same dance routine that Janet does down? | |
| I may be seeing things, but those really DO look like her parents. They won't even let her move out, even when she does a mean live performance. | |
| What's that old man's problem? He looks like a fool, since he's the only one not participating in the coreography. | |
| I'm digging the black and white...and the matching military uniforms just add to the whole effect. | |
| Who knew you could dance with a chair so effectively? And the fact that everyone knows how to do it is just not fair. | |
| We've got half naked male dancers in the middle of a desert...hey, how'd the moon get there? | |
| Ah, that Cab Calloway. Seems like the only way a homeless Janet can get his attention is by wearing a suit. | |
| Looks like Janet didn't get the memo about the dress code...and someone get that man in the monkey mask out of there. He's creeping me out. | |
| Fine, I'll play the tape, Boo, as long as you quit interrupting me and put it in. Side A. | |
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| Looks like you'll need a bit of English to get to see Janet seductively dance in Asia. Good luck with that one. | |
| What's with the hair? And why is Joni Mitchell randomly on television in the background? | |
| Those are some really well trained animals. And some well trained dancers. | |
| I guess we're back to the whole suit thing...and how'd she fit into that car seat? | |
| Nice crib, Janet. I like your dog...and that tilty platform thing you're dancing on. | |
| What's the deal with the world? It's flat, but you can still ride in a train? And where did those dancers come from? | |
| The power's out, but we still manage to fire up the giant sound system and preform a high powered dance routine. | |
| That's one spiffy door you have there...just don't accidently get sand in your enormously long fingernails. Hey, Nelly! | |
| Not only are we dancing on top of a giant glass of milk, we can planet hop. Life is good. | |
| Nice costume changes....just don't impale yourself on the giant spikes that randomly come out of the walls. | |
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