| Description | Player | Club |
| Angry, welsh.... do i have to say anymore. | |
| His best pal is someone called Kieron Dyer | |
| Ginger, awesome but cannot tackle | |
| Dutch, dreads, awful.... | |
| Has the best goal celebration ever to his name | |
| Big and Fat | |
| Captian Football | |
| He just went for the money.... | |
| Lil spanish magician | |
| Best scouser ever to play the game | |
| | Description | Player | Club |
| Mr consistent, most prem apperances in a row | |
| Apparently an outside chance for England world cup squad..Played for West Ham and Tottenham before | |
| Podgy little irishman | |
| Known as 'The Beast' | |
| Silliest hair in football | |
| Part of the Irish frontline | |
| Lankiest footballer ever | |
| Worst right back ever... why did real madrid want him on loan?? | |
| Not a good goalie...England Reject | |
| A toughie.. He has been relegated with three different teams | |
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