| Quote | |
| 'You know, I have this theory that if you cut off all of her hair, she'd look like a British man...' | |
| 'You're a home schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version than me!' | |
| 'We should totally just stab Caesar!' | |
| 'I can fit my whole fist in my mouth..wanna see?' | |
| 'I'm a pusher, Cady.' | |
| 'Dayum, what happened Africa?' | |
| 'It's because she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.' | |
| 'Oh my god, Danny Devito, I love your work!' | |
| 'I did not leave the South Side for this!' | |
| 'It's raining.' | |
| 'Who wants a humpday treat?' | |
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| 'Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?' | |
| 'This is the fertility vase of the Udabagen tribe! Doesn't that mean anything to you?' | |
| 'Don't have sex, because you will get Chlymidia, and die.' | |
| 'Why are you scamming on my boyfriend?' | |
| 'You're just jealous because boys like me better...' | |
| 'Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?' | |
| 'Why are you eating a Kaltene bar?' | |
| 'Made out with a hot dog?! Oh my God, that was one time!' | |
| 'Don't drag me into this, I'm pitching tomorrow.' | |
| 'Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass.' | |
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