| Quote | Character |
| Be honest all you want, but I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life. | |
| The craziest thing is that he's in the hospital...and it wasn't even from the fight! | |
| Thank God for Deena, otherwise we would end up in Rome. | |
| This is going to be a miserable job so let's get our buzz on. | |
| When you're thinking suicide in someone else's relationship, that's how bad it is. | |
| Everything is in another language! *while in Italy* | |
| If she's got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man! | |
| Where's the nearest bathroom? I'm trying not to piss in public...again! | |
| If she lost some pounds, I'll hit it. | |
| I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it's like a boot. | |
| Fresh start in Italy. No more being a bitch. | |
| ________ and her boobies are going to Italy!!! | |