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He slips in and out of that accent
It’s all gravy
I'm fine, he's only one
Remember the great Kevin Bacon in Footloose
We didn’t say Grace
I’m recycling a dollhouse
Poker face, poker face
She drives so slowly
Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me
Look, I have no problem drinking
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know
It's called growing up and having your own interests
I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys
5 o'clock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest, cattiest men
He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Why do you look like that when I look like this?
For someone whose favorite words at the movies are 'what did he say?'
I thought it was a charity event for the needy
My other daddy says
Is this what you’re gonna do with your life?
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