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I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old
Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring?
Y’know it’s like uh, Biology!
Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look
Where are you going?
Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened.
My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Damn, this coffee’s cold!
You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
I’m gonna be the mom that makes the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.
Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
I was just being a good teacher.
Do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Oh Mon, I laughed so hard…
Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!
Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
Why did you ever sleep with me?
Why is there jelly on your shoe?
What are we gonna do?
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