| Quote | Film |
| 'Oh, have another cookie, Marian, keep your strength up.' | |
| 'We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world!' | |
| 'I miss you more than I can bear, but we had our time together. I have to let you go.' | |
| 'Gee whiz, ma, we oughtta have these heart to heart talks more often, they're good for us.' | |
| 'I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.' | |
| 'I am fortune's fool!' | |
| 'Cellophane. If you had any idea of the crap that people carry around on their hands.' | |
| 'But I have the backbone not to run away from my responsibilities!' | |
| | Quote | Film |
| 'Why are you all wet, baby?' | |
| 'I like to get kissed before I get ****ed.' | |
| 'You said she was four years old. You're lying.' | |
| 'Because you're tired and you don't give a ****. It's not super-natural.' | |
| 'She's a whale! Tucker, she's a whale!' | |
| 'Lord, place the steel of the Holy Spirit in my spine and the love of the Virgin Mary in my heart.' | |
| 'I'm better looking then you why doesn't that kind of **** happen to me?' | |
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