| Line | Character | Page |
| ''Little tyke.'' | |
| ''Won't!'' (US) / ''Shan't!'' (UK) | |
| ''No. Why?'' | |
| ''I should have known.'' | |
| ''How did you know it was me?'' | |
| ''Borrowed it, Professor Dumbledore, sir.'' | |
| ''Nearly.'' | |
| ''DUDLEY! MR. DURSLEY!'' | |
| ''The usual, Hagrid?'' | |
| ''Delighted, Mr. Potter, just can't tell you.'' | |
| ''P-p-potter, c-can't t-tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you.'' | |
| ''One speed only.'' | |
| ''Hogwarts, dear?'' | |
| ''Hello. Hogwarts, too?'' | |
| ''Good afternoon.'' | |
| ''- packed with Muggles, of course -'' | |
| ''Nine and three-quarters!'' | |
| ''I'm not Fred, I'm George.'' | |
| ''Gran, I've lost my toad again.'' | |
| ''Want a hand?'' | |
| | Line | Character | Page |
| ''Mom - geroff.'' | |
| ''Can't stay long, Mother.'' | |
| ''Has anyone seen a toad?'' | |
| ''Forgive and forget, I say, we ought to give him a second chance -'' | |
| ''My dear Friar, haven't we given Peeves all the chances he deserves?'' | |
| ''Oh, you may not think I'm pretty...'' | |
| ''I'm half-and-half.'' | |
| ''Oooooooh! Ickle firsties!'' | |
| ''Password?'' | |
| ''Ah, yes. Harry Potter.'' | |
| ''Well, what are you waiting for?'' | |
| ''Shut up, Malfoy.'' | |
| ''Ooh, sticking up for Longbottom?'' | |
| ''Are you serious, Professor?'' | |
| ''Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.'' | |
| ''Not arguing, I hope, boys?'' | |
| ''And women.'' | |
| ''And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor -'' | |
| ''Send him off, ref! Red card!'' | |
| ''He didn't catch it, he nearly swallowed it!'' | |
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