| Evidence | Couple | Show |
| They were all about each other from the second they met. Quite frankly, Brenda and Kelly never stood a chance. | |
| A couple of real-life jackasses who do odd things in speedos and sleep together in the nude...I got nothin'. | |
| They were never intimate...apart from that one time. Even the creator says, 'They're open-minded guys!' | |
| Forget Amy and Adrian. These teen fathers are destined to put a modern spin on 'My Two Dads.' | |
| While his sister's all gung-ho over vampires, he's busy eyeballing his former enemy...who just happens to be a werewolf. | |
| Puppets need love, too! On a street all about being yourself, it's only a matter a time before they're out of the closet. | |
| Say what you want about money and wills, these two lawyers were married in the series finale because true love knows no age! | |
| They obviously wanted amnesty so that they could settle down, buy a house, maybe adopt a few wayward kids. | |
| All of those long, boring nights sitting around Station 51, and we're supposed to believe they never got adventurous? Sure. Whatever. | |
| They tried to hide it under insults, but we all knew they were secretly making sweet love music together after every results show. | |
| Two rough-and-tumble 70s cops in SoCal who spent all of their time together. Zebra Three must have been their safeword. | |
| | Evidence | Couple | Show |
| The slash originators. They both went where no man had ever gone before...and really, really enjoyed the trip. | |
| While fixing others' imperfections, they fought their own perfect lust. Wonder if they ever got freaky with those magic markers... | |
| When you're fighting off demons, it's only natural to have incestuous thoughts about your brother. | |
| Nickelodeon's step-brothers sure spent an awful lot of time hugging and kissing each other... | |
| An adolescent Man of Steel and his greatest enemy...before they became rivals, they were totally high school sweethearts. | |
| True love means writing out as many Vicodin perscriptions as it takes to keep your man happy. | |
| The first time he leaped into a woman, his friend/mentor could barely keep his hormones in check. | |
| The chav from Chino, the nerd from Newport...do they have mistletoe at Chrismukkah? | |
| These longtime professional and personal rivals from Genoa City even have their own cute pet names. 'The Mustache' is obviously a euphemism. | |
| Can two divorced men live together without driving each other crazy? Yes, and it should be fairly obvious how. | |
| He just rides him all day long...there is such a thing as loving your car too much, but talk about autoeroticism... | |
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