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| Lea Thompson climbs into bed with a dwarf-sized duck. The attempt to romantic-it-up by using silhouettes behind a curtain doesn’t work. Also, it’s a kid’s movie. | |
| That girl from Saved By The Bell and Kyle McLachlan have the sort of sex that only exists in Paul Verhoeven’s Dutch mind. | |
| Versatile thespian Jason Statham needs to keep his adrenaline up or a poison in his body will kill him, so he shags his girlfriend, by force. | |
| Any sex scene involving slack-jawed Stallone may be ridiculous, but this being the future, he has intercourse with Sandra Bullock simply by putting on a special hat. | |
| What if you found out your sperm looked and sounded like Woody Allen? This is the least erotic sex scene in movie history. | |
| So you’re right in the middle of lovemaking and a team of highly armed mercenaries burst through the door. Do you stop and run for your life? Not if you’re Clive Owen. | |
| In the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and after narrowly avoiding being raped by Quentin Tarantino, one-legged Rose McGowan chooses her moment to get it on. | |
| Leslie Nielsen shows just how cautious he is by wearing a condom that covers his entire body from head to foot. | |
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| The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? | |
| Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon.) | |
| *User Suggestion* This is not the family film starring Michael Keaton. Rather this film stars Shannon Elizabeth being abused in the bath tub by a deranged killer snow man. | |
| *User Suggestion* An almost nonexistent sex scene, with two characters who eat corn on the cob out of each others mouth and popcorn starts popping (by 'magic'.) | |
| *User Suggestion* Two soilders (Rachel Weiz and Jude Law) in WWII fall in love, what a beautiful story, right? To find love in a time of such sadness? | |
| *User Suggestion* This movie is notoriously known for it's sex-crazed antics. The entire flick is basically Jane Fonda, having sex, imitating sex, or being sexed to death. | |
| *User Suggestion* In a movie where everything is over the top, the random romp between Malin Akerman and 'Night Owl' is farther out than anything else. | |
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