| Hint | Character |
| The only thing this person can't have is dairy. | |
| This person doesn't want to have to tell his/her son one day that he/she turned off free porn. | |
| This person should get a medal. (Think: Six Month Dry Spell) | |
| They kissed at midnight in season one. | |
| The rooster goes, or this person is getting a coyote. | |
| Had sympathy pains in the form of kidney stones. | |
| Sir Isaac Newton is pissed... at who? | |
| This person came to Rachel's for a hair straightener. | |
| Apologized to a cat. | |
| This person is kind of a slut. (Think:Outfit.) | |
| Some can sing, some can dance, this person can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures. | |
| This person is very bendy. | |
| Acted as a Nurse. | |
| Who is 'Gene'? (Mark Johnson/John Markson) | |
| This person is Pennsylvania Dutch. | |
| This person knew he should have hid at the gym. | |
| Who is Hospital Worker Ben? | |
| This person was Chandler for Halloween. | |
| They have rat babies. | |
| This person hasn't felt her/his feet in years. | |
| Hates icecream. | |
| This person thought Ross looked like he invented the cotton gin. | |
| This person is not paying for your wine cellar, you theiving, would be speaking German if it weren't for us, cheap, cheap, little man. | |
| In Season Five, they had done it 298 times. | |
| This person got stung... stung bad. | |
| Owned a monkey. | |