| Lyric | Person |
| He lights the menorrah... | |
| So does this guy. | |
| And him, too. | |
| As well as the late... | |
| Guess who eats together at the Carnegie deli... | |
| and? | |
| He's half jewish. | |
| As is she. | |
| You can spin the dreidl with... | |
| and this guy too! | |
| | Lyric | Person |
| The owner of this Basketball team celebrates Chanukah (Hanukkah). | |
| This guy... NOT A JEW. | |
| But guess who is... | |
| This woman is jewish. | |
| So is her sister. | |
| This guy is a quarter Jewish. | |
| Some people think that this guy is... | |
| But guess who is? | |
| This guy is in showbiz, but he's not jewish. | |
| So tell your friend, | |
| So drink your... | |
| And smoke your... | |
| If you really really wanna-kah... | |
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