| Description | Name | Dated/Episode |
|---|
| They're real...and they're spectacular | |
| Bet Elaine that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars | |
| Believes she got gonorrhea by riding a tractor in her bathing suit. | |
| George wants to take her to the ball and make a grand entrance...if she doesn't break up with him first. | |
| a.k.a. The Maestro | |
| Engaged to George, met her demise licking toxic envelopes | |
| Makes out with Jerry during Shindler's List, sees George naked when he is a victim of 'shrinkage' | |
| Had Kramer dumped in the East River after she thought he dropped dead on top of her | |
| Avid New Jersey Devils fan, religious, and a (former) auto-mechanic | |
| a.k.a. Mulva | |
| | Description | Name | Dated/Episode |
|---|
| Efficient secretary who succumbs to passion with George in his office (that's definitely do-able) | |
| Became angry that Elaine stopped off to buy Jujyfruits right after finding out he was in a car accident | |
| The two women Kramer and Mickey go on a double date with, but can't decide who each will date (either name will work!) | |
| 'Bizarro Jerry' who enjoys reading, giving money to the homeless, etc. | |
| Elaine's cousin who cooks Jerry mutton | |
| Shares a name with a serial killer | |
| Moves downtown, leading to a 'long-distance relationship' with Kramer | |
| Won't let George break up with her (Turn your key, ___! Turn your key!) | |
| Musician who 'may not do everything', writes a song called 'Hot and Heavy' | |
| Works at bookstore and captivates Kramer, while Jerry becomes 'gaga' himself | |
| | Description | Name | Dated/Episode |
|---|
| George frequently tries to call her at the Chinese Restaurant with no success | |
| The 'close talker' who enjoys spending time with Jerry's parents | |
| ____ the Virgin...until John F Kennedy Jr comes along | |
| Lesbian golf teacher and Susan's girlfriend who Kramer turns to heterosexuality | |
| Misleads Jerry into thinking she's Chinese, in all actuality is just a girl from Long Island | |
| Dresses up as Pagliacci the clown, stalks Elaine, kicks Kramer, threatens Jerry | |
| George dated, albeit briefly, this Oscar Winning actress | |
| Former Mets first baseman who charms both Elaine and Jerry | |
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The Simpsons
Family Guy
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
