| Infamous/Famous fact or characteristic | Name of Member |
| Best mustache in chapter | |
| Will Chadwick look-a-like | |
| Best bed-wetter | |
| Greatest frat swoop | |
| Pees in any form of stagnent water at any event | |
| Worst story teller | |
| Tallest girlfriend | |
| Coolest dog | |
| Worst mustache in chapter | |
| Owns a tazer that produces 30000000 volts | |
| Has a watch that tells ALL time | |
| Threw a rock through a neighboring fraternity's window | |
| Not sure why we took him | |
| Wore a clip-on tie to first pledge meeting | |
| Eats democrats for breakfast | |
| | Infamous/Famous fact or characteristic | Name of Member |
| Likes to let it 'all hang out' at events | |
| Awkwardly pet a girl in Paul's dorm room fall semester 2009 | |
| Can do the Chris Tucker dance better than Chris Tucker himself | |
| Loves him some DEISEL | |
| The one nocturnal member | |
| Nicest fishtank around | |
| Most zeta hook-ups in recorded sig ep history | |
| Who?????? | |
| Owner of the most frat gear known to man | |
| Highest shorts | |
| Stole boxers from the dryer in Herget after pissing his own | |
| Most avid scuba-diver in the state of LA | |
| Biggest muscles | |
| Tallest chapter member | |
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