| Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.' | |
| 'Do not try the free pistachio ice cream! It done turn!' | |
| 'Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.' | |
| 'Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.' | |
| 'Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared | |
| 'What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?' | |
| 'How do you spell FBI?' | |
| 'First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.' | |
| 'This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.' | |
| 'I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!' | |
| 'My God, you've gotten fat.' | |
| 'Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. 'Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?'' | |
| 'I call this move 'what I accidentally did to my friend Luigi'.' | |
| 'You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?' | |
| 'What if he gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!' | |
| 'Why didn't I think of that? Oh, because it's suicide.' | |
| 'I mean, if you do, you gotta be clean, because even here, in hillbilly hell, we have standards.' | |
| 'F.A.O. my Schwartz!' | |
| 'Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.' | |
| 'Time for lunch... in a cup!' | |
| 'Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before he leaves tomorrow!' | |
| 'I will make this easier to remember: keep you station clean... or I WILL KILL YOU!' | |
| 'Now, we're gonna walk to the falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing.' | |
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