| Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!' | |
| 'You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!' | |
| 'Well, now that's a bit more like it! The most beautiful creature on four legs! Oh, now, if only the girl...' | |
| 'Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...' | |
| 'Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.' | |
| ''You wouldn't marry a panther, would you? 'I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me'.' | |
| ''Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.' I made that last part up myself.' | |
| 'Well! Snob Hill.' | |
| 'Ow! My foot! My only foot!' | |
| 'Now for a name. I've got one! Octavius. But for short, we'll call you Gus.' | |
| 'Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.' | |
| 'Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!' | |
| 'I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.' | |
| 'What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?' | |
| 'Girls talk too much!' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
| 'It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting 'ideas' and 'thinking'...' | |
| 'Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish.' | |
| 'Girls, girls! Listen! Have I got a trunk full of dirt.' | |
| 'Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!' | |
| 'Poor Evinrude. Your carburetor is all pooped out. | |
| 'Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.' | |
| 'Chief, get back in there before I break your other leg.' | |
| 'But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!' | |
| 'It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.' | |
| 'You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.' | |
| 'Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.' | |
| 'Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them!' | |
| 'Who would eat a chicken?' | |
| 'If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!' | |
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