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Two peanuts were walking down a road.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
What do you call the King of Vegetables?
Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
What do you call a fruity pop star?
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
What do you call a sad coffee?
What did the corn say when he was complimented?
What day do eggs hate the most?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
Why did the fungus leave the party?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What is a pickle's life philosophy?
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?
What do you say to an angry baked potato?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
What did the sweet potato say to the potato?
Why did the tomato blush?
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