| Hint | Phrase |
| In every relationship there is a ____ and a ____ | |
| Sleeping with seven women in seven days | |
| Do you love or hate this person? Is he a ____ or a _____? | |
| A date that compresses 17 dates worth of spectacle into one date, thereby making it possible to sleep with a woman who would normally enforce the full 17-date waiting period. | |
| Someone who is romantically interested, but the object of their affection will often say 'I can't be with you right now', is known as being: | |
| The period of time someone has to make contact with the object of their affection, after they have had a breakup but before they meet someone else | |
| Barney's version of a MILF (abbreviation) | |
| Tame shorthand for intercourse, an accurate analogy for the noises' loudness and level of annoyance | |
| The pattern of behavior demonstrated by new couples who think that they have relationships figured out | |
| The book containing all of Barney's greatest maneuvers | |
| Telling someone you love them so they will immediately slow things down | |
| When you bring home a girl and she just sleeps on your couch and leaves the next morning, you are a: _______ ________ | |
| A Canadian Sex Act involving maple syrup | |
| | Hint | Phrase |
| A test in which Lily imagines herself, Marshall, Ted and the girl sitting on the porch of their beach house in their 70s. | |
| Opposite of a bucket list: a list of things you have to stop doing, right now, before you die. | |
| The up-and-coming neighborhood that Lily and Marshall move to | |
| The place beyond the impossible, where the possible and the impossible meet | |
| A move where the man takes off all of his clothes and waits for the woman to return. Works 2 out of 3 times. | |
| A text dating back to the American Revolution and penned by Barney's ancestor Barnabas Stinson | |
| Barney uses this word to describe parties, get-togethers and nights-on-the-town, and everyone can agree that he uses it far too much. | |
| Barney's command: Snow, Space, or Birthday... | |
| Marshall's catchphrase when he wins an argument | |
| Law allowing one to get out of an undesirable date within the first five minutes | |
| The best kind of bet to make | |
| The celebration of the end of this bet and deliverance of the punishment, coinciding with Thankgsgiving | |
| A handy chart indicating how hot a woman has to be in order to make her craziness tolerable in a relationship | |
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