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QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
Dark, evil crap and lots of it. They follow him around like a friggin' Pied Piper.Sam
Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week!Dean
SAM: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. DEAN: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?Sam & Dean
My best friend... and my best sister!Ed Zeddmore
We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or 'squeal like a pig' kind of trouble?Dean
You're not gonna bust out the misty goodbye speech, okay? I mean, if this is my last day on Earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.Dean
BOBBY: Since when did you get a pacemaker? RUFUS: Since Bush Junior, term one. I’m down three toes too, FYI.Bobby & Rufus
You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass.Dean
Sniffing people’s butts? Yeah, that’s a real step up.Dean
Hey, Sam remind me to beat that buzzkill out of you later.Dean
Sam? Is it really you? And you're so firm!Becky
She just cougar-eyed you.Dean
That was for our mom, you son of a bitch.Dean
That God-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself.Balthazar
Shut your painted hole, Renee.Tammy
You know what else isn't good for group? A monster eating all our faces off!Ted
All right, but first I wanna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.Dean
Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.Dean
I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.Dean
No, he's just kidding. We only came here to watch.Sam
Well, it won’t kill demons by then, but I can promise it’ll kill you!Bobby
SAM: What the hell happened to him? CASTIEL: MeSam & Castiel
DEAN: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you. SAM: And he believed you? DEAN: Well, you do look like a dumbass pledge.Dean & Sam
I may have been born at night, boy, but it wasn’t last night.Bobby
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.Dean
Is that the girl with the haunted kidney? Just when you think you’ve seen it all.Dean
You're so damaged.Dean
Is it customary to wear a blanket?Castiel
Okay. Uh, well, did you try turning it off and then on? Okay, go ahead and turn it off. No no no, just, just off. All right, give it a second. Turn it back on. Is it printing now?Sam
Crazy is relative. Sam
This is the car of a lifetime. Trust me, this thing's still going to be badass when it's forty. Dean
You're invited too, Grumpy.Pamela
Like Greek myth sirens? The Odyssey? ...Hey, I read.Dean
I'll just... wait here then.Castiel
You seem even more constipated than usual. Maybe get you some Colon Blow?Crowley
That's my favorite Godzilla movie. It's so much better than the original, huh? He likes the remake...Dean
Are we..... Should we..... Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?!Sam
Come on, you still burst out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television!Dean
These are not the droids you're looking for.Andy
I see they improved your face. Dean
Trench coat. Looks like Columbo, talks like Rain Man.Lovecraft Collector
It smells like old lady in here.Dean
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
Dude, I believe that he-witch gave you the clap.Dean
I don't understand that reference.Castiel
Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome. Dean
Ohh... know how I can tell? That perky little ass of yours. You could bounce a nickel off that thing! Of course I know it's you, Grumpy. Pamela
Hey, ass-butt!Castiel
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.Dean
You’re the one who pizza rolled Tinkerbell.Sam
What are you, the hamburglar?Dean
There's an afterlife all right. But mostly it's a pain in the ass. Dean
I just remembered that when I was a kid I swallowed like 8 things of Pop Rocks and then drank a whole can of Coke. You don't think that counts as a suicide attempt, do you? Ava
You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.Bobby
Wow! This is a lot of dolls. They're nice...They're not super creepy at all. Dean
Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress, right next to his KY. It's a sickness, it is. Dean
Hey man I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.Dean
I suppose it can stay... I like the pizza.Death
Sam, get a load of the rims on you!Trickster
They burned down my house. They ate my tailor!Crowley
My daddy shot your daddy in the head...Meg/Sam
I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things, the family business.Dean
Well, if you're gonna ride me this close it's only decent that you buy me dinner.Jo
Am I the only gamepiece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?!Crowley
You rocks think you’re so smart.Dean
What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can’t actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.Dean
SAM: Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund? JOHN: Spent it on ammo.Sam & John
Dude, could you be more gay? Dean
Well, yeah, I figured you were more her type, she had pretty crappy taste in guys....Dean
Sooner or later, He's going to come back home, and you know how He is with that whole... wrath... thingJoshua
Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands. Trickster
He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?Dean
Oh, John, please – mind your blood pressure.Meg
KATHERINE: Why would anyone want a job like that? SAM: I had a crappy guidance counselor. Katherine & Sam
Sam: [quoting] 'I was sleepin' with my peepers open.'Sam
Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.Jo
What's up with toothless? Cavity creeps get ahold of him?Dean
Dude, I'm not going to do Fight Club with a 12-year-old.Sam
This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.Castiel
Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. Sam
I am on call, in my car, on my way to murder the b*tch.Dean
It actually means, 'You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat.'Castiel
Sam, next time you wanna get laid... try to find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy.Dean
Dean, always with the scissors...Sam
If you ask me, we're doing the art world a favor.Dean
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
Only b*tches send a grown up.Ben
You mind slowing down? You're gonna give me angina.Dean
Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from Heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. Breaker, breaker?Dean
No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you.Sam
Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap or something.Sam
Honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me...Sam
Okey-dokey, wood chipper. That pretty much trumps everything.Rufus
I said stop firing! That usually means, stop firing.Rufus
Well, I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.Dean
SAM: There's probably still a sandwich in the back seat. DEAN: It's tuna.Sam & Dean
Dean, what do you think you're doing? This is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for you're blah-blah-blah-blah.Sam
DEAN: I mean, you had, you had, like a deck of cards and a wand. SAM: Dude, I was thirteen. It was a phase. Dean & Sam
It frustrates me when you say such reckless things.Dean
Master chief is in the house, biz-atches!Gary
What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t just go around shooting people like that!Dean
I don't know, I'll find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on him.Sam
Those are real. Obviously. I mean, who would pretend to be an FBI agent, huh? That's just nutty. Dean
So, they lock you up with a case of the crazies, when really you're just tuning into angel radio?Dean
I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?Sam
CROWLEY: What's in the bag? CASTIEL: You are.Crowley & Castiel
I’m sitting like this so you’ll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.Skanky Bar Girl
Boy, you see me sawin' some bony tramp in half? You think I'm a magician? I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't just pull facts outta thin air! Missouri
Dude, you fugly...Dean
No, I'm pretty sure. Like, 90 percent sure. But I'm sure enough...Dean
Now it just looks like you’re pooping.Dean
But our working theory was that we're looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit, you know, Casper, the bloodthirsty ghost.Dean
DEAN: [holds up spoon to Sam] Bend this.Dean
Would you look at that? I'm freaking velvety smooth.Dean
I had to break into the principal's office to get this. Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which ones.Dean
DEAN: I mean, I don't like gettin' singled out at birthday parties, much less by God. SAM: Okay, well, too bad, Dean. Because I think He wants you to strap on your party hat.Dean & Sam
I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.Dean
So you found some beetles, in a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam! Dean
Your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was a fruitarian?Dean
Did you almost shoot a Yorkie?Lisa
So, crayons are more your thing. That's cool, chicks dig artists. Dean
Crazy's in there. And I just hung up on it.Henriksen
But... me and Kali, we, uh... had a thing. Chick was all hands.Gabriel
You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby.Dean
Is there garlic on this pizza?Shapeshifter
So the daddy was the babydaddy too? Dean
Yeah? You ever see exploding eyeballs?Dean
Dean, you sure you don't want me to drive? You... you seem a little... caffeinated.Sam

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