Supernatural Quotes Challenge

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QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
I am on call, in my car, on my way to murder the b*tch.Dean
Only b*tches send a grown up.Ben
It smells like old lady in here.Dean
But our working theory was that we're looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit, you know, Casper, the bloodthirsty ghost.Dean
I said stop firing! That usually means, stop firing.Rufus
SAM: Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund? JOHN: Spent it on ammo.Sam & John
There's an afterlife all right. But mostly it's a pain in the ass. Dean
All right, but first I wanna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.Dean
Crazy's in there. And I just hung up on it.Henriksen
Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. Sam
Hey, Sam remind me to beat that buzzkill out of you later.Dean
Are we..... Should we..... Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?!Sam
Your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was a fruitarian?Dean
DEAN: I mean, I don't like gettin' singled out at birthday parties, much less by God. SAM: Okay, well, too bad, Dean. Because I think He wants you to strap on your party hat.Dean & Sam
Am I the only gamepiece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?!Crowley
They burned down my house. They ate my tailor!Crowley
Is that the girl with the haunted kidney? Just when you think you’ve seen it all.Dean
Dean, always with the scissors...Sam
Well, it won’t kill demons by then, but I can promise it’ll kill you!Bobby
What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t just go around shooting people like that!Dean
You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.Bobby
Dude, you fugly...Dean
Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress, right next to his KY. It's a sickness, it is. Dean
You’re the one who pizza rolled Tinkerbell.Sam
Sooner or later, He's going to come back home, and you know how He is with that whole... wrath... thingJoshua
Is there garlic on this pizza?Shapeshifter
I don't know, I'll find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on him.Sam
Like Greek myth sirens? The Odyssey? ...Hey, I read.Dean
DEAN: I mean, you had, you had, like a deck of cards and a wand. SAM: Dude, I was thirteen. It was a phase. Dean & Sam
Sam, get a load of the rims on you!Trickster
Sam, next time you wanna get laid... try to find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy.Dean
That God-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself.Balthazar
Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome. Dean
Dark, evil crap and lots of it. They follow him around like a friggin' Pied Piper.Sam
Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands. Trickster
I just remembered that when I was a kid I swallowed like 8 things of Pop Rocks and then drank a whole can of Coke. You don't think that counts as a suicide attempt, do you? Ava
DEAN: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you. SAM: And he believed you? DEAN: Well, you do look like a dumbass pledge.Dean & Sam
I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things, the family business.Dean
Wow! This is a lot of dolls. They're nice...They're not super creepy at all. Dean
My daddy shot your daddy in the head...Meg/Sam
No, he's just kidding. We only came here to watch.Sam
Well, yeah, I figured you were more her type, she had pretty crappy taste in guys....Dean
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
What's up with toothless? Cavity creeps get ahold of him?Dean
I’m sitting like this so you’ll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.Skanky Bar Girl
You mind slowing down? You're gonna give me angina.Dean
Did you almost shoot a Yorkie?Lisa
Sniffing people’s butts? Yeah, that’s a real step up.Dean
DEAN: [holds up spoon to Sam] Bend this.Dean
BOBBY: Since when did you get a pacemaker? RUFUS: Since Bush Junior, term one. I’m down three toes too, FYI.Bobby & Rufus
I'll just... wait here then.Castiel
SAM: There's probably still a sandwich in the back seat. DEAN: It's tuna.Sam & Dean
I don't understand that reference.Castiel
Okay. Uh, well, did you try turning it off and then on? Okay, go ahead and turn it off. No no no, just, just off. All right, give it a second. Turn it back on. Is it printing now?Sam
That was for our mom, you son of a bitch.Dean
Well, if you're gonna ride me this close it's only decent that you buy me dinner.Jo
Would you look at that? I'm freaking velvety smooth.Dean
If you ask me, we're doing the art world a favor.Dean
Master chief is in the house, biz-atches!Gary
KATHERINE: Why would anyone want a job like that? SAM: I had a crappy guidance counselor. Katherine & Sam
Sam: [quoting] 'I was sleepin' with my peepers open.'Sam
Hey, ass-butt!Castiel
I may have been born at night, boy, but it wasn’t last night.Bobby
You're invited too, Grumpy.Pamela
I had to break into the principal's office to get this. Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which ones.Dean
Hey man I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.Dean
Dude, I'm not going to do Fight Club with a 12-year-old.Sam
So, crayons are more your thing. That's cool, chicks dig artists. Dean
Oh, John, please – mind your blood pressure.Meg
Crazy is relative. Sam
Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap or something.Sam
What are you, the hamburglar?Dean
We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or 'squeal like a pig' kind of trouble?Dean
So, they lock you up with a case of the crazies, when really you're just tuning into angel radio?Dean
Dean, you sure you don't want me to drive? You... you seem a little... caffeinated.Sam
Dude, could you be more gay? Dean
CROWLEY: What's in the bag? CASTIEL: You are.Crowley & Castiel
Yeah? You ever see exploding eyeballs?Dean
She just cougar-eyed you.Dean
Boy, you see me sawin' some bony tramp in half? You think I'm a magician? I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't just pull facts outta thin air! Missouri
You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby.Dean
Okey-dokey, wood chipper. That pretty much trumps everything.Rufus
No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you.Sam
So the daddy was the babydaddy too? Dean
But... me and Kali, we, uh... had a thing. Chick was all hands.Gabriel
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?Dean
I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.Dean
You know what else isn't good for group? A monster eating all our faces off!Ted
I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?Sam
I suppose it can stay... I like the pizza.Death
Those are real. Obviously. I mean, who would pretend to be an FBI agent, huh? That's just nutty. Dean
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.Dean
These are not the droids you're looking for.Andy
You're so damaged.Dean
I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.Dean
You're not gonna bust out the misty goodbye speech, okay? I mean, if this is my last day on Earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.Dean
My best friend... and my best sister!Ed Zeddmore
You seem even more constipated than usual. Maybe get you some Colon Blow?Crowley
It frustrates me when you say such reckless things.Dean
Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.Dean
This is the car of a lifetime. Trust me, this thing's still going to be badass when it's forty. Dean
SAM: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. DEAN: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?Sam & Dean
So you found some beetles, in a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam! Dean
Dean, what do you think you're doing? This is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for you're blah-blah-blah-blah.Sam
I see they improved your face. Dean
Ohh... know how I can tell? That perky little ass of yours. You could bounce a nickel off that thing! Of course I know it's you, Grumpy. Pamela
This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.Castiel
Well, I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.Dean
Honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me...Sam
No, I'm pretty sure. Like, 90 percent sure. But I'm sure enough...Dean
Sam? Is it really you? And you're so firm!Becky
Is it customary to wear a blanket?Castiel
Dude, I believe that he-witch gave you the clap.Dean
It actually means, 'You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat.'Castiel
Now it just looks like you’re pooping.Dean
Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.Jo
Shut your painted hole, Renee.Tammy
Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from Heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. Breaker, breaker?Dean
SAM: What the hell happened to him? CASTIEL: MeSam & Castiel
Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week!Dean
Trench coat. Looks like Columbo, talks like Rain Man.Lovecraft Collector
Come on, you still burst out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television!Dean
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.Dean
You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass.Dean
You rocks think you’re so smart.Dean
That's my favorite Godzilla movie. It's so much better than the original, huh? He likes the remake...Dean
What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can’t actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.Dean

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