Supernatural Quotes Challenge

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Can you name the episodes that match these Supernatural quotes?

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QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?Sam
SAM: Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund? JOHN: Spent it on ammo.Sam & John
I suppose it can stay... I like the pizza.Death
You seem even more constipated than usual. Maybe get you some Colon Blow?Crowley
SAM: What the hell happened to him? CASTIEL: MeSam & Castiel
Dude, could you be more gay? Dean
Hey, ass-butt!Castiel
That's my favorite Godzilla movie. It's so much better than the original, huh? He likes the remake...Dean
Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.Jo
SAM: There's probably still a sandwich in the back seat. DEAN: It's tuna.Sam & Dean
Now it just looks like you’re pooping.Dean
You’re the one who pizza rolled Tinkerbell.Sam
Like Greek myth sirens? The Odyssey? ...Hey, I read.Dean
Is it customary to wear a blanket?Castiel
Would you look at that? I'm freaking velvety smooth.Dean
I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.Dean
KATHERINE: Why would anyone want a job like that? SAM: I had a crappy guidance counselor. Katherine & Sam
Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from Heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. Breaker, breaker?Dean
Boy, you see me sawin' some bony tramp in half? You think I'm a magician? I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't just pull facts outta thin air! Missouri
Dean, you sure you don't want me to drive? You... you seem a little... caffeinated.Sam
What the hell are we gonna do with it? We can’t actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.Dean
Is there garlic on this pizza?Shapeshifter
Wow! This is a lot of dolls. They're nice...They're not super creepy at all. Dean
I see they improved your face. Dean
Dude, I believe that he-witch gave you the clap.Dean
Sam? Is it really you? And you're so firm!Becky
You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby.Dean
Master chief is in the house, biz-atches!Gary
BOBBY: Since when did you get a pacemaker? RUFUS: Since Bush Junior, term one. I’m down three toes too, FYI.Bobby & Rufus
You mind slowing down? You're gonna give me angina.Dean
Well, yeah, I figured you were more her type, she had pretty crappy taste in guys....Dean
You're not gonna bust out the misty goodbye speech, okay? I mean, if this is my last day on Earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.Dean
Hey, Sam remind me to beat that buzzkill out of you later.Dean
You know what else isn't good for group? A monster eating all our faces off!Ted
DEAN: I mean, you had, you had, like a deck of cards and a wand. SAM: Dude, I was thirteen. It was a phase. Dean & Sam
So, crayons are more your thing. That's cool, chicks dig artists. Dean
But... me and Kali, we, uh... had a thing. Chick was all hands.Gabriel
Those are real. Obviously. I mean, who would pretend to be an FBI agent, huh? That's just nutty. Dean
Oh, John, please – mind your blood pressure.Meg
So you found some beetles, in a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam! Dean
Well, I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.Dean
Crazy is relative. Sam
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
Sam: [quoting] 'I was sleepin' with my peepers open.'Sam
What are you, the hamburglar?Dean
Whoa, whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja.Dean
You're so damaged.Dean
DEAN: [holds up spoon to Sam] Bend this.Dean
My best friend... and my best sister!Ed Zeddmore
CROWLEY: What's in the bag? CASTIEL: You are.Crowley & Castiel
You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.Bobby
Sam, get a load of the rims on you!Trickster
Trench coat. Looks like Columbo, talks like Rain Man.Lovecraft Collector
No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you.Sam
These are not the droids you're looking for.Andy
I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me.Dean
Come on, you still burst out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television!Dean
Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress, right next to his KY. It's a sickness, it is. Dean
I may have been born at night, boy, but it wasn’t last night.Bobby
This is the car of a lifetime. Trust me, this thing's still going to be badass when it's forty. Dean
It smells like old lady in here.Dean
Sniffing people’s butts? Yeah, that’s a real step up.Dean
Okey-dokey, wood chipper. That pretty much trumps everything.Rufus
So the daddy was the babydaddy too? Dean
Sooner or later, He's going to come back home, and you know how He is with that whole... wrath... thingJoshua
Is that the girl with the haunted kidney? Just when you think you’ve seen it all.Dean
Dude, you fugly...Dean
Dean, what do you think you're doing? This is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for you're blah-blah-blah-blah.Sam
I don't know, I'll find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on him.Sam
You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass.Dean
Am I the only gamepiece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?!Crowley
She just cougar-eyed you.Dean
I’m sitting like this so you’ll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.Skanky Bar Girl
Dark, evil crap and lots of it. They follow him around like a friggin' Pied Piper.Sam
It frustrates me when you say such reckless things.Dean
It actually means, 'You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat.'Castiel
What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t just go around shooting people like that!Dean
I don't understand that reference.Castiel
I just remembered that when I was a kid I swallowed like 8 things of Pop Rocks and then drank a whole can of Coke. You don't think that counts as a suicide attempt, do you? Ava
Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. Sam
Your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was a fruitarian?Dean
Dean, always with the scissors...Sam
I am on call, in my car, on my way to murder the b*tch.Dean
That God-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself.Balthazar
We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or 'squeal like a pig' kind of trouble?Dean
QuoteEpisodeWho Said It
DEAN: I mean, I don't like gettin' singled out at birthday parties, much less by God. SAM: Okay, well, too bad, Dean. Because I think He wants you to strap on your party hat.Dean & Sam
Only b*tches send a grown up.Ben
No, I'm pretty sure. Like, 90 percent sure. But I'm sure enough...Dean
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.Dean
Yeah? You ever see exploding eyeballs?Dean
Dude, I'm not going to do Fight Club with a 12-year-old.Sam
Are we..... Should we..... Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?!Sam
Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap or something.Sam
I'll just... wait here then.Castiel
You rocks think you’re so smart.Dean
Honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me...Sam
I said stop firing! That usually means, stop firing.Rufus
Hey man I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.Dean
That was for our mom, you son of a bitch.Dean
Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands. Trickster
Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week!Dean
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.Dean
My daddy shot your daddy in the head...Meg/Sam
He’s watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?Dean
SAM: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. DEAN: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?Sam & Dean
Well, if you're gonna ride me this close it's only decent that you buy me dinner.Jo
Crazy's in there. And I just hung up on it.Henriksen
If you ask me, we're doing the art world a favor.Dean
Ohh... know how I can tell? That perky little ass of yours. You could bounce a nickel off that thing! Of course I know it's you, Grumpy. Pamela
They burned down my house. They ate my tailor!Crowley
No, he's just kidding. We only came here to watch.Sam
I had to break into the principal's office to get this. Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal. Guess which ones.Dean
Shut your painted hole, Renee.Tammy
But our working theory was that we're looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit, you know, Casper, the bloodthirsty ghost.Dean
There's an afterlife all right. But mostly it's a pain in the ass. Dean
You're invited too, Grumpy.Pamela
So, they lock you up with a case of the crazies, when really you're just tuning into angel radio?Dean
Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome. Dean
Okay. Uh, well, did you try turning it off and then on? Okay, go ahead and turn it off. No no no, just, just off. All right, give it a second. Turn it back on. Is it printing now?Sam
Well, it won’t kill demons by then, but I can promise it’ll kill you!Bobby
Did you almost shoot a Yorkie?Lisa
This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.Castiel
I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things, the family business.Dean
All right, but first I wanna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.Dean
DEAN: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you. SAM: And he believed you? DEAN: Well, you do look like a dumbass pledge.Dean & Sam
Sam, next time you wanna get laid... try to find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy.Dean
What's up with toothless? Cavity creeps get ahold of him?Dean

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