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| Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... | |
| Jet pilot: (...)! Take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge... | |
| Bird-Watching Woman: (...)! Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a (...), it looks like someone's... | |
| Army Sergeant: (...)! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with... | |
| Baseball Umpire: (...)! [looking up from game] What is that. It looks just like an enormous... | |
| Chinese Teacher: (...)! Pay attention! Student: I was distracted by that giant flying... | |
| Musician: (...)! Other musician: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Other musician: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge... | |
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| Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge... | |
| Teacher: (...). The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or... | |
| Dad [BBQ-ing]: (...)? Any of your kids want another (...)? Friendly Son: Dad, what's that? Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big... | |
| Peanut Vendor: (...)!. Hot, salty (...). Who wants some?... Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's... | |
| Circus Barker: (...). Step right up and see the (...)! Cyclops: RARRR. Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a... | |
| Fan: (...)! (...) Harrelson! Could I have your autograph? Harrelson: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing! Fan: It's so huge. Harrelson: No, I've seen bigger. That's... | |
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