| Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Come on, the race isn't over yet! We still have to burn stuff!' | |
| 'Oh, don't even bother trying to freak me out producer people!' | |
| 'I'd tell you it will be OK, but I'm not going to lie. My mom said I would never fib again, so yeah, you're probably dead.' | |
| 'Who needs this stupid show anyway?' | |
| 'Wouldn't know, math is for ugly people.' | |
| 'Look, the paparazzi!' | |
| 'Maybe they don't speak moron!' | |
| 'We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!' | |
| 'Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch!' | |
| 'You're going to give up the chance at a million big ones? That's a lot of hair weaves.' | |
| 'You want a sandwich before you impale me with your big, scary hook?' | |
| 'Stuck on an island with two hot girls, too bad they're both completely annoying!' | |
| 'You look like my friend, Ivan's hot mom!' | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'I barf a little in my mouth every time I think of what happened to him.' | |
| 'Glitter glue, stickers, puffy paint. Yes!' | |
| 'Owen, Owen, he's our guy! If he can't do it, uh,.. he's, he's not our guy!' | |
| 'That's just fine with me you marshmallow eating freaks!' | |
| 'Sorry for calling you a waste of skin. You know that was just the adrenaline talking.' | |
| 'She is so lucky, she gets to wear that sparkly head thingy.' | |
| 'I just don't get why we lost, eh! They're the ones with six girls.' | |
| 'Uh, your secret weapon's being weird!' | |
| '♪ You went behind my back, In the worst kind of attack. Ah! Now you find me gone! I'm no longer your pawn. ♪' | |
| 'I have cow boobies on my head!' | |
| 'If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!' | |
| 'Forgot my 'roids back at the gym.' | |
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