Friends Secondary Character Quotes

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'You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!'
'Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.'
'I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.'
'I used to be 'Bryce' on All My Children.'
'Oh! Oh! Bears overboard! They're... they're drowning! Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help! I'm drowning! Help! Help!'
'I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.'
'Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, 'This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese.''
'Well, you know, you... you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.'
'When I set out to create MOS 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was MOS 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage. There was MOS 2 that would only schedule appointme
'No! No boom-boom before big fight!'
'I do Raquel.'
'If I, in any way, implied that I wanted to buy your baby, I am sorry.'
'Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teat.'
'By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.'
'They have all these decorations, and this huge tree, and I thought, 'To hell with them! We have to work!' So I stole their ham.'
'They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, You know who just died shoveling snow?'
'And what's the one kind of boat they can never, ever sink? A friendship.'
'Well, I sold four of them on eBay. You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.'
'Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, uh, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food; they're not love.'
'I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding. But 40 thousand dollars is a lot of money.'
'Oh, she's precious. Do you ever worry that she's gonna get your real nose?'
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'Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?'
'Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?'
'As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.'
'Well, I've never told you this, but there were one or two times back in college when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar, and wake up with a woman next to me. But I... I...
'First name: Crap, last name: Bag.'
'You know, I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek, too!'
'Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.'
'She likes you. Youknow why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man!'
'Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning twenty-five.'
'Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and we've got to have some boundaries. So why don't you go back to your place, and... and give us some privacy
'I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you... I love you. Now I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.'
'I teach Home Ec, and, uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Y'know, it'll... it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.'
'Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I’m part Jewish!'
'My breast milk is gross?'
'I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.'
'Oh, come on! We went to... we went to Times Square; we found ninja stars; I almost get my arm broken by a hooker...'
'No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter!'
'Look at her standing there will those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross. Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.'
'Oh, this is nothing. My father was a raging alcoholic. I'm sorry, did I just make this evening uncomfortable?'
'I am so stupid. Of course she was lying. She's not a teacher. There's no such thing as The Top Secret Elementary School for the Children of Spies.'
'Rust... is boat cancer, Ross.'

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Created Jan 5, 2010ReportNominate
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