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'By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.'
'Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teat.'
'Oh, she's precious. Do you ever worry that she's gonna get your real nose?'
'Rust... is boat cancer, Ross.'
'No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter!'
'I am so stupid. Of course she was lying. She's not a teacher. There's no such thing as The Top Secret Elementary School for the Children of Spies.'
'No! No boom-boom before big fight!'
'If I, in any way, implied that I wanted to buy your baby, I am sorry.'
'Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.'
'Well, I've never told you this, but there were one or two times back in college when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar, and wake up with a woman next to me. But I... I...
'You know, I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek, too!'
'She likes you. Youknow why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man!'
'I used to be 'Bryce' on All My Children.'
'Look at her standing there will those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross. Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.'
'I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.'
'Well, you know, you... you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.'
'I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding. But 40 thousand dollars is a lot of money.'
'I teach Home Ec, and, uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Y'know, it'll... it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.'
'First name: Crap, last name: Bag.'
'Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?'
'Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, 'This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese.''
'I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.'
'Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning twenty-five.'
'Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?'
'Oh, this is nothing. My father was a raging alcoholic. I'm sorry, did I just make this evening uncomfortable?'
'Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and we've got to have some boundaries. So why don't you go back to your place, and... and give us some privacy
'They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, You know who just died shoveling snow?'
'Well, I sold four of them on eBay. You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.'
'I do Raquel.'
'As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.'
'When I set out to create MOS 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was MOS 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage. There was MOS 2 that would only schedule appointme
'My breast milk is gross?'
'Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, uh, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food; they're not love.'
'I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.'
'And what's the one kind of boat they can never, ever sink? A friendship.'
'Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.'
'I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you... I love you. Now I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.'
'You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!'
'Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I’m part Jewish!'
'They have all these decorations, and this huge tree, and I thought, 'To hell with them! We have to work!' So I stole their ham.'
'Oh! Oh! Bears overboard! They're... they're drowning! Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help! I'm drowning! Help! Help!'
'Oh, come on! We went to... we went to Times Square; we found ninja stars; I almost get my arm broken by a hooker...'

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