Friends Secondary Character Quotes

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'Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and we've got to have some boundaries. So why don't you go back to your place, and... and give us some privacy
'Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teat.'
'You know, I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek, too!'
'If I, in any way, implied that I wanted to buy your baby, I am sorry.'
'Well, I don't know what's in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.'
'I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding. But 40 thousand dollars is a lot of money.'
'I used to be 'Bryce' on All My Children.'
'I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.'
'I do Raquel.'
'Oh, she's precious. Do you ever worry that she's gonna get your real nose?'
'They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, You know who just died shoveling snow?'
'Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I’m part Jewish!'
'As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.'
'I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.'
'No! No boom-boom before big fight!'
'Well, you know, you... you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.'
'Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning twenty-five.'
'She likes you. Youknow why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man!'
'Oh, come on! We went to... we went to Times Square; we found ninja stars; I almost get my arm broken by a hooker...'
'Oh, this is nothing. My father was a raging alcoholic. I'm sorry, did I just make this evening uncomfortable?'
'First name: Crap, last name: Bag.'
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'Look at her standing there will those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross. Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.'
'Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.'
'Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?'
'I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you... I love you. Now I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.'
'You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!'
'I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.'
'Oh! Oh! Bears overboard! They're... they're drowning! Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help! I'm drowning! Help! Help!'
'Well, I sold four of them on eBay. You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.'
'No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter!'
'My breast milk is gross?'
'Rust... is boat cancer, Ross.'
'I am so stupid. Of course she was lying. She's not a teacher. There's no such thing as The Top Secret Elementary School for the Children of Spies.'
'Well, I've never told you this, but there were one or two times back in college when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar, and wake up with a woman next to me. But I... I...
'And what's the one kind of boat they can never, ever sink? A friendship.'
'By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.'
'When I set out to create MOS 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was MOS 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage. There was MOS 2 that would only schedule appointme
'Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, uh, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food; they're not love.'
'I teach Home Ec, and, uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Y'know, it'll... it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.'
'Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?'
'Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, 'This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese.''
'They have all these decorations, and this huge tree, and I thought, 'To hell with them! We have to work!' So I stole their ham.'

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