Friends: Who Said it?

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Can you name the Friends character (Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe or Joey) who said the following quote?

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'If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?'
'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.'
'Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. '
'Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?'
'Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.'
'Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.'
'I hate his underwear. One time I bought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there. '
'Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster. '
'All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. '
'You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! '
'Hey you know what I just realized?, Joker is Poker with a J! — Coincidence?'
'All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.'
'Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? '
'Wasn't it supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?'
'Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money? '
'I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing' '
'I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? '
'You're over me? When were you... under me?'
'Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.'
'I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees. '
'They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my father, I got great boots boots!'
'You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.'
'Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. '
'Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!'

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