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| We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound. | |
| Nice set of hooters you got there! | |
| That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? | |
| You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine? | |
| I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti. | |
| Who are these sick people? | |
| OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys | |
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| Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas? | |
| Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later | |
| Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supose to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost. | |
| Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! | |
| Ooh, look at the buns on that one... | |
| It's the Soup of the Day | |
| Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon | |
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