| Quote | Movie |
| 'I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.' | |
| ' I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.' | |
| 'Band of Brothers'... you should rent it sometime ' | |
| 'I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale?' | |
| 'I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?' | |
| 'You don't want every moment of your life to be a big screaming nightmare do you Danny?' | |
| 'You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.' | |
| 'It's not a boat, it's a yacht.' | |
| 'To paint? Yeah, I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?' | |
| ' Twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle.' | |
| ' Last practice of the season and this ******* thinks it's the Super Bowl!' | |
| 'I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.' | |