| Haiku | Character |
| Obnoxious bully / Looks better with a pig's tail / Two less gifts this year?! | |
| Cruel and ruthless / Loyal servant to Dark Lord / Crucio, mudblood! | |
| Seems lame at first glance / But hides a courageous heart / Where could Trevor be? | |
| A great sock lover / Saved prisoners before death / Must protect Harry! | |
| Wrongly imprisoned / Odd one out of family / Never betrayed James! | |
| Time-Turned through classes / Proud of being a mudblood / Free the house elves now! | |
| Joking businessman / Played many pranks with his twin / You see, I'm holey! | |
| The toughest auror / A bit paranoid as well / Constant vigilance! | |
| A complete coward / Disloyal to all his friends / He would have killed me! | |
| Arrogant and mean / Still not quite a death eater / Weasley is our king! | |
| Toad-like professor / Hates centaurs, werewolves, and more / You must not tell lies! | |
| Loves pink umbrella / Strange, dangerous creatures too / Follow the spiders! | |
| A prefect in school / But also a marauder / Oh no, the full moon! | |
| | Haiku | Character |
| Destroyed the locket / Emotions of a teaspoon / Go Chudley Cannons! | |
| Motherly to all / And a fierce opponent too / Not my daughter you-- | |
| The master of death / Saved the world with two best friends / Expelliarmus! | |
| Loved by former friend / Married 'arrogant toe-rag' / No, kill me instead! | |
| Rather odd outcast / Even odder jewelry / Ooh look, a nargle! | |
| Beautiful and skilled / Loves husband in spite of scars / You saved my sister! | |
| Glorifies pure-bloods / Despite his half-blood background / Stop, the boy is mine! | |
| Student at Durmstrang / Amazing quidditch player / Hermy-own-ninny! | |
| Greasy, disdainful / But he turned out to be good / Green eyes, look at me! | |
| Stern, fair headmistress / Deeply trusted Dumbledore / Potter, try and win! | |
| Had a rough childhood / But became a great wizard / I just wanted socks! | |
| Very shy at first / Around eventual spouse / Go Bat-Bogey Hex! | |
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