| Hint One | Universe | Hint Two |
| Muscular, genetically perfect pigs | |
| It's cheap and somehow lazy | |
| I fart now | |
| The president's dog just had puppies | |
| Yeah, get comfortable | |
| Okay, uh, Bill, you got those numbers? | |
| It's a wonderful day for pie | |
| How's it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds | |
| My God. This place looks terrible | |
| | Hint One | Universe | Hint Two |
| Nyah! | |
| Love it! | |
| Love it! | |
| Uh, Brian? | |
| Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes | |
| I like your shirt! | |
| We did it! We're back! | |
| I need a plastic bag | |
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