| Quote | Cartoon Character |
| Respect My Authority! | |
| What's up Doc? | |
| Heh, heh, heh. I'm hunting wabbits. | |
| Smarter than your average bear! | |
| Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. | |
| Donuts. Is there anything they can't do. | |
| Good Grief! | |
| 63% of all statistics are made up...including this one. | |
| A tail isn't a tail to them, it's just a little bit extra at the back. | |
| I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall | |
| Eat my shorts. | |
| Auugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine! | |
| Yabba Dabba Doo! | |
| Three and three is...uhh, seven?Nine? Fourteen? Sixteen? | |
| Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef. | |
| I know you ain't down there. Now where ain't me Swee'Pea? | |
| Bring it around town! | |
| I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. | |
| Stupid inflatable pants! | |
| Wathcha doin? | |
| Guess who? Hu-hu-hu-ha-ha! | |
| Suffering succotash. | |
| If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. | |
| You dumb babies, monsters are just frigments of your infactuation. | |
| Well, I gotta go now. I've got a lot of bouncin' to do! | |
| Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry. | |
| I know what we're gonna do today. | |
| I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. | |
| You guys are so busted. | |
| That's all folks! | |