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| Ron: 'You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You're so wise. You're like... | |
| Ron: 'It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest with you, Brian, ... | |
| Brian (in response to above): 'They've done studies, you know... | |
| Ron: 'I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back... | |
| Ron: 'I don't know how to put this but... | |
| Ron: 'I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do.. | |
| Ron: 'It's so damn hot... | |
| Ron :'I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something... | |
| Brick: 'I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears... | |
| Ron (reporting): 'The human torch was... | |
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| Wes Mantooth: 'Today we spell 'redemption'... | |
| Ron (before battle): 'Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: | |
| Champ: 'We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent... | |
| Ron: 'Why don't you go back to your home... | |
| Veronica (in response to above): 'Well, you... | |
| Ron: 'Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and... | |
| *Veronica: 'Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but... | |
| Ron: 'Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is...' | |
| Ron (Signing Off): 'And I'm Ron Burgundy... | |
| Brick: 'I'm sorry Champ, I think... | |
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