| HIMYM Quote | Character |
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| It's going to be legend-- wait for it, and I hope you aren't lactose intolerant because the next word is dairy! | |
| Let's go to the mall! | |
| Ah, the tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze? Unless that's a gang tattoo, in which case I think it's time to | |
| Hello!!! | |
| I'm going to umpire school! It's what we've always dreamed of! | |
| I can see it now... Lance Hardwood, sex architect, starring Ted Mosby | |
| Dude, the eggs-benny is ridonkulous | |
| | HIMYM Quote | Character |
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| I'm not a gay pirate! I have sex with my parrot all the time... Ok that came out wrong... | |
| Ugh, I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school today and a five year old boy... got to second base with me. | |
| Lily.... Come on. | |
| Bye sweetie... well not bye, I'll be right over there... | |
| Look, Stinson, nobody hates every other country in the world more than me but... | |
| Look at yourselves. You are young, attractive... you owe it to those people in nobody cares wyoming to put on something hot and go out tonight! | |
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