| Quote | Finished | Character |
| I may be dead, but I'm still pretty... | |
| I think about kissing you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, like freezer frame... | |
| Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you... | |
| I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as... | |
| I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis... | |
| I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out... | |
| You can't go around hitting people. What, were you... | |
| Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad ... | |
| Mom? Whadya doin'? Mom? ... Mom? ... | |
| Say it's true. Say I do want to... it wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're | |
| | Quote | Finished | Character |
| love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to... | |
| He's got his crust all stiff and upper You Englishmen are always so. Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks oh god. | |
| The hardest thing in this world... | |
| I'm sorry, I didn't catch that last part on account of her neck snapping and all. Did you say the end is near... | |
| Your... | |
| I'm getting the brush-off for... | |
| We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly, and they're very mobile... | |
| As a psych major, I'm qualified to go... | |
| I apologize, I assumed you knew... | |
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