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| Hick town, like, a big trial with this dude who's left handed. Some stuff about racism, birds, etc | |
| This huge city in Germany catches on fire, then the aliens come in like 'pow!' and this guy predicts his own death. Crazy. | |
| Massive whale greater than tiny boat. Call me Israel, or something. | |
| There's like a divine war, and Satan's like a hero and an awesome dude, but then he's not a good dude. And, basically, heaven wins, but it takes twelve freakin' books to do so | |
| Orphan girl goes to boarding school, it sucks. Becomes a live-in tutor, that sucks less. Crazy woman in attic tries to kill her, which I guess is worse than the boarding school. | |
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| Brother and sister live together, weirdly, on/in the river. Anyway, bunch of romance and determinism and some hunchbacked guy. Then it floods and they die. Ta-daa | |
| Napoleon invades Russia for reasons best known to himself. A ton of battles ensue, Russian aristocracy is stupid. Moscow also on fire. | |
| The book of Genesis had it wrong, apparently. Some stuff about monkeys and how they 'best fit' into stuff, yada-yada. | |
| Budding scientist drinks potion. Grows facial hair, growls a lot, does stupid/immoral stuff. This repeats itself. Friday night, anyone? | |
| War over spicy stuff, big worms involved, pretty sure sand-people are in there somewhere. | |
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