| Lyrics | Title |
| Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it, but I was a star for one whole minute! | |
| Many years have I waited, for a gift like yours to appear. | |
| It looks that way, the way you say. She talks as if, she knows. | |
| Go go go Joseph you'll make it someday! | |
| Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me! | |
| We're no good, we're no good, we're no earthly good! | |
| Front step, cha cha cha. Back step cha cha cha. Front step, side step, back, and turn. | |
| Where are the simple joys of maidenhood? Where are all those adoring daring boys? | |
| What's the delay Sky, you turning chicken? | |
| You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue | |
| | Lyrics | Title |
| By looking in his eyes, will I see beyond tomorrow? | |
| Just show him where his grammer errs, then mark your towels hers and hers | |
| He's holding back, he's hiding, but what I can't decide. Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside | |
| A human beings made of more than air. With all that bulk you're bound to see him there | |
| I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer. I'll bet she doesn't wrestle, hunt, or box! | |
| Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet and willingly I believe. | |
| If we all could spread a little sunshine, we all would get a little closer. | |
| Long ago, it seems so long ago, how young and innocent we were. She may not remember me but I remember her. | |
| You be my king, I'll be your castle | |
| Toby! Throw the old woman out | |
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