| Descrption | Title | Year |
| Depp is killed by a dreamy man with scissors for hands and a garish jumper. | |
| Depp dons similar hand accessories to the killer of the previous film, but thinks better of the jumper. | |
| Not scissors this time - a straight razor allows Depp to give his customers a close shave. | |
| Yet Detective Depp can barely contemplate blood without fainting in this tired hamlet... | |
| ...much in contrast to his dealings in Vietnam - although Depp only has a minor role. | |
| Depp has no conscience in this film either, although all he does is 'cross an imaginary line with a bunch of plants'. | |
| Here, Depp takes crime a step further during the Great Depression - very much Desirable Number 1. | |
| And that's exactly who he's hunting down in London,1881 - with the help of his psychic visions. | |
| Again Depp plays at being Detective (well, CIA Agent) but this time he can barely see for looking by the end of the film. | |
| | Descrption | Title | Year |
| As a successful author in this film, Depp again struggles to see what is really going on - even the viewer is confused about Shooter. | |
| Playing another (initially less successful) writer, Depp makes viewers weep when he arranges for his play to be performed in his sick friend's home. | |
| Again, Depp looks after (and falls in love with) an ill woman - this time she doesn't die. | |
| Love is very much in the air again when confectionery enlivens a French village. | |
| Depp plays another outlaw, 'ergo' he is arrested numerous times, despite having a compass that doesn't point north. | |
| Again, Depp plays a slightly crazy 'man' who (much like the previous character) also rather likes hats, in this fantastic land. | |
| Completely deluded this time, Depp thinks he is a famous lover and runs about in a Zorro costume. | |
| Another character deludes herself, believing Depp has married her - when the poor soul was only trying to steel his nerves in the woods. | |
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