| Quote | Friends Character |
| 'Funny. I was just going to run across the hall and write that on Chandler.' | |
| 'You have to stop the q-tip when there is resistance.' | |
| 'Just so you know... It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it IS a big deal!' | |
| 'Oh... My... God!' | |
| 'Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?' | |
| 'Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.' | |
| 'There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...' | |
| | Quote | Friends Character |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?' | |
| 'We were on a break!' | |
| 'I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.' | |
| Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.' | |
| 'Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.' | |
| 'You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.' | |
| 'I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.' | |
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