| Quote | Movie Title | Who said it |
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| 'That is his name sir. A$$hole, Major A$$hole. 'And his cousin?' 'He's an a$$hole too sir. Gunner's mate, First Class Phillip A$$hole!' | |
| 'I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.' 'Lips would be fine.' | |
| 'Nervous?' 'Yes.' 'First time?' 'No, I've been nervous lots of times.' | |
| 'She falls down a well, eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.' | |
| 'I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?' | |
| 'I think I was in love once.' 'Really? What was her name?' 'I don't remember' 'That's not a good start, but keep going...' | |
| 'We have to go' 'Why' 'I just shat my pants' | |
| 'Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna.' | |
| 'The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven' | |
| 'We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.' 'I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.' | |
| | Quote | Movie Title | Who said it |
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| 'It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.' | |
| 'Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.' | |
| 'First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.' | |
| 'Show some balls, man!' 'I think it's too late to try and impress them.' | |
| 'You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a$$holes!' | |
| 'Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?' | |
| 'You all know him as Joe the Policeman, from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Momma.' | |
| '...has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.' 'Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.' | |
| 'You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.' | |
| 'It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press' | |
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