| Quote | Two Words | Speaker |
| 'If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my _____ _____ was like' | |
| 'What I liked about her, she didn't give you a lot of horse manure about what a great guy her father was. She probably knew what a _____ _____ he was.' | |
| 'The more expensive a school is, the _____ _____ it has - I'm not kidding.' | |
| 'People always think something's _____ _____.' | |
| 'People _____ _____ anything.' | |
| '_____ is a _____, boy.' | |
| 'I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the _____ _____?' | |
| 'I'm the most _____ _____ you ever saw in your life. It's awful.' | |
| 'What really _____ me _____ is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up...' | |
| 'Ask her if she still keeps all her _____ in the back _____.' | |
| 'People _____ _____ you.' | |
| 'All _____ hate it when you call them a _____.' | |
| 'Almost every time somebody gives me a _____, it ends up making me _____.' | |
| 'That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a _____ _____.' | |
| 'My brother D.B.'s a writer and all, and my brother Allie, the one that died, that I told you about, was a wizard. I'm the only _____ _____ one.' | |
| 'He's so _____, he's almost _____, in fact. I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.' | |
| 'People always _____ for the wrong _____.' | |
| 'I'm always saying 'Glad to've met you' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to _____ _____, you have to say that stuff, though.' | |
| | Quote | Two Words | Speaker |
| 'I think maybe I'm just partly _____ and partly the type that doesn't give much of a damn if they lose their _____.' | |
| 'If you want to know the truth, the guy I like best in the Bible, next to Jesus, was _____ _____...' | |
| 'I probably would've, too, if I'd been sure somebody'd cover me up as soon as I landed. I didn't want a bunch of stupid _____ looking at me when I was all _____.' | |
| 'He kept saying they were too _____ and _____. That was his favorite goddam word. He read it somewhere or heard it somewhere.' | |
| '_____ are always trying to find out if you're _____.' | |
| '...his parents paid no attention to him, and he kept on walking next to the kerb and singing 'If a body _____ a body coming through the _____.' It made me feel better.' | |
| 'If a girl looks _____ when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's _____? Nobody.' | |
| 'I don't even like old _____. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least _____, for God's sake.' | |
| 'It's full _____ _____, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough...' | |
| 'Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the _____ _____ invented.' | |
| 'People never give your _____ to _____.' | |
| 'I hope to hell when I do _____ somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the _____ or something.' | |
| 'All you have to do is say something nobody _____ and they'll do practically _____ you want them to.' | |
| 'That's all I do all day. I'd just be the _____ in the _____ and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.' | |
| 'That's the nice thing about carrousels, they always _____ the same _____.' | |
| 'The thing with kids is, if they want to grab for the _____ _____, you have to let them do it, and not say anything.' | |
| 'Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start _____ _____.' | |
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