| Quote | Movie |
| If I had an ass I'd wipe it with 20's! | |
| What the f**k you stealing boxes for? What are you trying to do, build a clubhouse? | |
| I collect Canadian quarters. I have about six of them. | |
| I'm gonna go save the panda!.....Pandas dead | |
| Look at us here, just a couple of soldiers on the field of battle. Sitting here like a couple of old gay sailors. What are we doing? | |
| My name's Chester! I'm great! I'm wondeful! Everybody likes me! | |
| Nothing but mother earth, father sky, and your dear old uncle Tony! | |
| If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| I haven't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee! | |
| Listen! You smell that? | |
| That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. | |
| THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants | |
| The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me. | |
| If you stay home, you can help me shave my arm pits! | |
| If any of us gets lost, remember, the bark grows on the outside of the tree. | |
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