| Quotes | Character |
|---|
| What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people? | |
| Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982? | |
| What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet. | |
| I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name. | |
| Oh, my God! The foster puppets! | |
| We were on a break! | |
| Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours! | |
| Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. | |
| Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. | |
| Oh. My. God! | |
| Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. | |
| I'm FINE! | |
| How you doin'? | |
| Fowl? No. Women?... No. | |
| Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. | |
| | Quotes | Character |
|---|
| Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those. | |
| Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce. | |
| Goodbye, you fruit drying psychopath. | |
| Va fa napoli. | |
| Well, I'm a pacifist. But, when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you. | |
| Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money? | |
| Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. | |
| There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice. | |
| You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH? MY SANDWICH! | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| Jingle bitch screwed me over. Go to hell jingle ****. Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell. | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | |
| It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for eighteen pages - front and back! | |
| Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T 'happen to every guy, ' and it IS a big deal! | |
| Dude, stop talkin' crazy and make us some tea! | |
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