| Quote | Movie Title |
| I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right? | |
| I washed my face and hands before I come, I did. | |
| We all go a little mad sometimes. | |
| Trusssst in me, jusssst in me. | |
| I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. | |
| Stand up, your father's passin'. | |
| Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life. | |
| I stole the candles from the chapel. Jesus won't begrudge them and the chaplain works for me. | |
| If that be the eyes of the law, sir, then the law is a bachelor! | |
| What we got here is...failure to communicate. | |
| I've got the most scathingly brilliant idea! | |
| You won't be able to lie on your back for a while. But you can lie from any position, can't you? | |
| My taste includes both snails and oysters. | |
| She ate from her own plate. She ate with a spoon. Herself. And she folded her napkin. | |
| I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden. | |
| They're coming to get you, Barbara. | |
| 'Rubbing alcohol for you?' 'Sure! Never mix, never worry!' | |
| This is no dream! This is really happening! | |
| | Quote | Movie Title |
| Hello, gorgeous. | |
| What is a youth? Impetuous fire. What is a maid? Ice and desire. | |
| 'What's the green?' 'It's either very new cheese or very old meat.' | |
| Look! I'm a Labrador! | |
| Of course I like to speak to you!...Of course I like to say hello! | |
| Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire? | |
| 'Not might IS right, might FOR right.' 'It's very original.' | |
| You know those days when you get the mean reds? | |
| It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world...but for Wales? | |
| Marriage is no way of life for the weak, the selfish, or the insecure. | |
| We shall proceed with the pawprinting. | |
| No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die. | |
| Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. | |
| (examining wine bottle) Was 1 a good year? | |
| We rob banks! | |
| My name is ****** Gordon and I live in a room, and I got no sister and no dog, and I am stupid! | |
| You know the saying, 'Human see, human do.' | |
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