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| Shoot the hostage. | |
| It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. | |
| I use antlers in all of my decorating! | |
| This list...is an absolute good. The list is life. | |
| Today is a good day to die. | |
| Jones is my name...I'm in insurance. | |
| Put...the bunny...back...in the box. | |
| You make me want to be a better man. | |
| Chicka, chicka, chickabee. T'ee an me an t'ee an me. | |
| Maybe there won't be marriage...maybe there won't be sex...but, by God, there'll be dancing. | |
| I have two guns, one for each of ya. | |
| ...why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? | |
| ...when it comes to brute strength...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. | |
| I'll be the face of love for you. | |
| I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin. | |
| ...the hollow at the base of a woman's throat, does it have an official name? | |
| Tell me about the oranges, Lilly, while you put those in the towel. | |
| Who in their right mind, Kevin, could possible deny the twentieth century was entirely mine. | |
| By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged. | |
| We just lost the moon. | |
| We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us. | |
| I always thought it would be better, to be a fake somebody...than a real nobody. | |
| Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? | |
| Stop trying to hit me and hit me. | |
| I...am a librarian. | |
| During the filming of 'The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse,' three of the horsemen died two weeks before the ending of principle photography. This is nothing! | |
| There never was an Aaron, counselor. | |
| Play the sunset. | |
| That'll do pig. That'll do. | |
| Did he actually refer to himself as 'the talent'? | |
| | Quote | Movie Title | Year |
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| Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. | |
| 'Which car company do you work for?' 'A major one.' | |
| I'm not a smart man...but I know what love is. | |
| Remove your clothes...or would you like us to do it for you? | |
| Dunbar, not Dumb Bear. | |
| Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? | |
| That rug really tied the room together. | |
| No one's ever been mad enough to attempt the Rach Three. | |
| 'You are a very strange man.' 'You have no idea.' | |
| Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. | |
| ...kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer... | |
| 'You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.' 'Your proposal is acceptable.' | |
| I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that. | |
| And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. | |
| There's no crying in baseball! | |
| Ditto. | |
| I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. | |
| How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now? | |
| F**k-a-doodle-do! | |
| Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy! | |
| This happens. This is something that happens. | |
| Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall. | |
| ...you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you. | |
| Your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell, 'Cut!' | |
| I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went away. What do I do? What do I do? | |
| Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It's always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. | |
| Anybody hear that? It's an...It's an impact tremor... | |
| Good morning, and it case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! | |
| In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun. | |
| What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?' | |
| | Quote | Movie Title | Year |
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| I made a cow! | |
| If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? | |
| He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to. | |
| Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda? | |
| You go. We go. | |
| It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles. | |
| I will think on you dead, until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more. | |
| OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. | |
| Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men. | |
| What is a 'yute'? | |
| *Dragon*, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. | |
| He's never met a princess before, only queens. | |
| The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. | |
| Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate. | |
| What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking? | |
| You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? | |
| Hey, come on. I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. | |
| Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. | |
| HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAR! | |
| The voice you hear is not my speaking voice - but my mind's voice. I have not spoken since I was six years old. | |
| Give us, us free. Give us, us free. | |
| You submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive...You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. | |
| You are a sad, strange little man... | |
| Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure and time. | |
| It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have. | |
| Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. | |
| Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? | |
| Did you know that there are four hundred and fifty-two official government cheeses in this country? | |
| 'You broke my arm!' 'There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one.' | |
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