| Quote | Character | Episode |
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| ...gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker. | |
| This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history? | |
| I'm always here if you need a hug, but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching. | |
| To read makes our speaking English good. | |
| ...he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time. | |
| What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead? | |
| Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains. | |
| Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. | |
| Oh! Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave? | |
| Goddess Hecate, work thy will...Before thee let the unclean thing crawl! | |
| I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. | |
| I watched you, I saw you called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps and ... I loved you. | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true. | |
| I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. | |
| Oh, right! Because the burden of being beautiful and athletic, that's a crippler! | |
| Remember the three key words for any Slayer: preparation, preparation, preparation. | |
| For God's sake, man, she's eighteen. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just--have at it, will you, and stop fluttering about? | |
| Is Antonio Banderas a vampire? | |
| To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice... with pie. | |
| Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll - | |
| ...we use the latest in scientific technology and state of the art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick. | |
| Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse' | |
| Mommy. | |
| Been standin' still for 8 months B, how hard you look? | |
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